Why is it that so many of my posts recently begin with an apology? And yet, I must say it again, dear readers: Sorry about the lack of posts of late. We here at the Globe have been rushing hither and yon, entertaining out-of-towners, working, and preparing for a week's absence.
That's right: The Blogger departs this evening on assignment to Jamaica, to a part of the island that is without internet (or electricity!), so this will be my last post until the middle of next week. Then, tune in for astonishing accounts -- with full-color photos! -- of the following events:
A VISIT FROM OUR DEAR FRIENDS JULIE AND ADRIAN!!!
AN IMPROMPTU FAMILY GET-TOGETHER, IN WHICH STILLMAN GETS TO MEET HIS TWIN COUSINS BORN JUST FOUR MONTHS BEFORE HIM!!!!
THE REMARKABLE RESULTS OF STILLMAN'S MOST RECENT CHECKUP!!!
A SURPRISE VISIT FROM GRANDMAMA FAY!!!
THE BLOGGER'S EXCURSIONS THROUGH THE REMOTEST PARTS OF JAMAICA!!!
And read all about the following:
OBAMA'S FUNDRAISING DECISION!!!!
THE OPEN ROAD: A LAMENT!!!!
SOMETHING FUNNY!!!!
THE ASTOUNDING RESULTS OF MY CALL FOR THE SWEETEST MUSIC!!!!
Also, don't miss these thrilling additions to Gesh's Globe:
VIDEO!!!!
A NEW FAMILY PHOTO, NOT TAKEN IN HOSPITAL!!!
Until then, dear readers, please be patient, please be responsible and thrifty and thorough, and please don't forget that this blog does exist and will one day reclaim its former magnificence.
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